erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.


(Source: tokyofinds)


greatjaggi:

calliedope:

greatjaggi:

If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg

there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist

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bagelthins:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

bagelthins:

its funny how people in fandoms think they’re comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

"ruining" is giving them a little too much credit

it’s more like they tacked a sticky note that says “butts” to their television and started laughing uncontrollably about ruining the 5 o’clock news report

i appreciate the analogy

(Source: terrakion)


kierongillen:

thecreach:

l0werchelsea:

hotsuburbandad:

distanceetc:

Daily Mail reporter lies to food bank, steals money from the state, and from people who legitimately need it, all in the name of writing a smear article about food banks.
Mind blown.

"No questions asked" apart from all the questions they asked him…..

Well, that is awful. How much do you have to hate the poor to go as far as to steal their food and then try and shut down places that help them? What could you possibly gain from this?

My “favorite” part is the stern, accusing look he’s given, as though he’d caught them selling soylent green.

It’s easy to get angry about the Daily Mail.
This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it.

kierongillen:

thecreach:

l0werchelsea:

hotsuburbandad:

distanceetc:

Daily Mail reporter lies to food bank, steals money from the state, and from people who legitimately need it, all in the name of writing a smear article about food banks.

Mind blown.

"No questions asked" apart from all the questions they asked him…..

Well, that is awful. How much do you have to hate the poor to go as far as to steal their food and then try and shut down places that help them? What could you possibly gain from this?

My “favorite” part is the stern, accusing look he’s given, as though he’d caught them selling soylent green.

It’s easy to get angry about the Daily Mail.

This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it.


99revolutions:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

god is dead and we fucking killed him

99revolutions:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

god is dead and we fucking killed him


flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman


(Source: thegavichal)


sky-crossing:

OMG Gracie is a fashion genius!!!! She just created the waifu maid!!!

sky-crossing:

OMG Gracie is a fashion genius!!!! She just created the waifu maid!!!


16,472 plays!

yandere-bitch:

Nonon’s Jakuzure’s get me all types of turnt