So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
its funny how people in fandoms think they’re comedic geniuses for ruining text posts
"ruining" is giving them a little too much credit
it’s more like they tacked a sticky note that says “butts” to their television and started laughing uncontrollably about ruining the 5 o’clock news report
i appreciate the analogy
Daily Mail reporter lies to food bank, steals money from the state, and from people who legitimately need it, all in the name of writing a smear article about food banks.
"No questions asked" apart from all the questions they asked him…..
Well, that is awful. How much do you have to hate the poor to go as far as to steal their food and then try and shut down places that help them? What could you possibly gain from this?
My “favorite” part is the stern, accusing look he’s given, as though he’d caught them selling soylent green.
It’s easy to get angry about the Daily Mail.
This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it.