teganfeatsara:

that’s not even a Pokemon battle that’s straight up assault


(Source: neptunain)


elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs


(Source: shimapanqueen)


ariesscrossing:

puddingcycle:

totorocrossing:

bolty-does-things:

Just for you, Chief. 

reblargging this

Reblarg all day

forever reblargging

(Source: voltali)


bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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(Source: vividsubs)


(Source: sullied)



whiskey-molotovs:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

You’re paying for the plastic. That’s really all it is. 

that’s actually not true. Nestlé owns a substantial amount of freshwater and sells it. they are on their way to privatizing as much water as they possibly can. also think about your water bill, you’re payin for it there too.

whiskey-molotovs:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”

After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”

Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”

She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”

After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”

She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.

I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

You’re paying for the plastic. That’s really all it is. 

that’s actually not true. Nestlé owns a substantial amount of freshwater and sells it. they are on their way to privatizing as much water as they possibly can. also think about your water bill, you’re payin for it there too.